the jokes thread

The jokes thread is obviously for jokes.
Feel free to come here and say the jokes you know but before i give you permission to do this there is a few ground rules

1)NO sad jokes about publicised incidents ie. maddy McCann being kidnapped
2)NO racism
3)NO jokes about medical conditions such as dislexia etc....

And no i am NOT the joke!

Cant think of any

and no baby jokes. If you guys over there have heard of them. They're dumb.

But some can be very funny Joey

jarvis m wrote:

And no i am NOT the joke!

That was aimed at me i am the chosen one for that s**t esse!

Matty, get it into your thick skull you are not the T-N bloody comedian!

No it is ME and him

Yes he is I pay him to do that?

Right, pleb matty and javs, you must admit that this fourm has been very leniant, letting yous off with nearly anything, im getting fed up with it. Get a bloody grip.

Lukes already had a 5 day ban

WHAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry i will stop but it was tempting although this is the jokes thread

Lets say mods and admin can only interveen (sp?) when the topic gets out of hand. It is the jokes thread after all. Its all about the laugh. The forum clowns are allowed to tell their jokes here!

Do you work at the post office because I saw you checking out my package


lol 8)

So what your saying is, The mods are just here to look at the forum? Not contribute to it? I'm all up for having a good laugh, It's just being a mod has a certain pressure to put on you. You have to know where the line is and who and how people have crossed it. I am friends with many members on this forum, and it does kill me when I have to give out a warn or a ban. But it has to be done at sometimes.

On topic now : Ross, that was possible the worst joke I have ever heard

No i mean we can contribute to the thread but we cannot tell people off Unless its uncalled for or getting out of hand.

That is my joke of the week by the way

Oh and no mentionining the antics of jamie in tents

Well, I may have to mention that story now and again(Yes, I did get told it ).

ha baby jokes are messed, don't get them, well i do but they are weird, not for me ha.

Haha, There's no real point in them to be honest
But they can be pretty funny

im in school rite now

NOBODY CARES

sorry jamie i never ment to cause harm

Jamie...ADMIN wrote:

Right, pleb matty and javs, you must admit that this fourm has been very leniant, letting yous off with nearly anything, im getting fed up with it. Get a bloody grip.

Lukes already had a 5 day ban

How?

Jamie...ADMIN wrote:

Oh and no mentionining the antics of jamie in tents

:lol!: i was there.

Jamie...ADMIN wrote:

Oh and no mentionining the antics of jamie in tents

Masturbation, what happened in that tent ?

joeyvajda wrote:

ha baby jokes are messed, don't get them, well i do but they are weird, not for me ha.

When you say baby jokes, do you mean the sick ones ? like the dead baby ones, or alive ones ?

I wrote all of the above and forgot a joke, what am i becoming,

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.